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Haters…

“Don’t try to win over haters. You’re not the Jackass Whisperer.”

Thanks to my friend Vicki for this amazing quote!

Once a jackass, pretty much always a jackass. I do believe that people can change… some people. But, not everyone can or will change.  There are just some people that thrive on being assholes. Come one, you know it’s true. And I’m sure we all know one or two or even three people like this. And please, no bleeding hearts here. You know the , ‘maybe they had a bad childhood, bad day, etc!’ No, maybe they are just assholes!! I will go with maybe they are genetically fucked up. That can happen. But, mostly back to, maybe they are just assholes!

So the next time you try and be a good person and be the “Jackass Whisperer”, STOP… really you are just wasting your time!

xx, Tracy...

 

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‘The Perfect Getaway’

Watched this movie tonight. Anything with Timothy Olyphant is ok in my book. He is a cutie pie and easy on the eyes.

CUTE!!

It’s also a good movie with a great plot and nice twists and turns. The scenery is breathtaking. My problem is it also makes me sad. I watch these movies and want so much to do things like this. [not the murders etc… lol] I want to travel and go into the Kauai mountains, take pictures, swim in the lagoons. Not going to happen for me. It can get depressing sometimes to see people doing the things I would so do if I was able. Luckily, I get over it in time or I’d be a complete basket case. Sometimes it just really sucks. I guess unless you live it you cannot understand it, but I’m sure you get the point! Ok, face it, I want to be my 6′ tall again, skinny, cute and on Kauai with Timothy Olyphant. There, you have it!! rofl

Ah, the pointless blogs, gotta love em!!

Outstanding!

Blessings and Hope

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A Funny!!

Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’

‘Yes I am’  replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, ‘Brother have you found Jesus?’

The drunk replies, ‘No, I haven’t.’  The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, ‘Have you found Jesus, my brother?’

The drunk again answers, ‘No, I have not found Jesus.’

By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, ‘For the love of God, have you found Jesus?’

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, ‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?

LMAO!!
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Thursday nothings

Had our ‘The Padded Room’ show today. All about being a burden. We did get off track a bit, but hey that is real life on real life radio. We do not do scripts as that’s not real life in our opinion. So we just kind of wing it. We always find our way back, so it’s all good!

even Borat gives us 2 thumbs up! woot!

So after the show feeling a bit blah, been a week ya know. Watched ‘Land of the Lost’. Yes, stoopid movie, but I like stupid funny movies. Anything to make me laugh. And there a few parts that crack me up. We also have a ‘Sleestak’ bank signed by Sid & Marty Croft. Hubby did the lighting rentals for the movie. It’s kind of cool and will one day be a collector’s item I’m sure. NRFB [never removed from box]

in’t he cute…

Now, Scream is on the TV!! I love horror flicks. My fav is ‘Thirteen Ghosts’. Finally a good plot, not a typical horror flick. Scream is also pretty good in my book as well. I’m getting sick of the all the 1980’s horror flick re-makes. Writers want all this money yet they can not come up with anything new. Fire em and find new writers. And they are going to strike again? Assholes!

Lately all I want to do is sleep. I so need to get motivated and get some new things in my shop. I did buy a SHAKE WEIGHT… kind of like a a hand job for your muscles. rofl Seriously. Check out the vid:

Just trying it one night, I could so feel it. Although, I will not use in public! A bit cheeky looking and a lil pervy really! 😛

Anywho, not much else happening and my meds are finally kicking in. So CYA!

Blessings and Hope!

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To all the spammers…

Yes, you know who you are. Stop trying to comment to my colonoscopy blog with your colon blow products. Not getting approved!! And soon i will report you.

And for those who come in with your snoring pillows [on my stop snoring blog] etc saying that my blog is not opening right for you. rofl You are not going to be approved either. You are spam. It does give me laugh though, so thanks for that.

But, please stop, as I really hate reporting people to WordPress.

Blessings and Hope!

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Blankety, blank ,blank, blank…

For the past two nights my mind has been blank. I’ve been reading the Twilight books. Finished Eclipse in 6 hours and am half way through Breaking Dawn. Loving me some Vampires!! lol

The kids are finally back in school after a 3 week vacation. It figures their first day back, and my first day alone in 3 weeks, I was not feeling well. My kindle has been keeping me company. I was all ready to get out to my jewelry table and create some new things, and BAM could barely move. I so know that when ‘Aunt Flow’ visits, it affects my MS in a yuck way. And what do you know, the bitch came to visit yesterday. I know… TMI!!  😛 So, reading and sleeping was my day.

Today will end up the same, it seems. Other than a conference call meeting at 10am, I’m off for the day for more Kindle time and sleep. I hope this [aunt flow and the tireds] ends soon. I have been designing things in my head for days now and so need some ‘jewelry’ time. It clears my head and makes me feel like I have some purpose. I finally purchased my domain name, so stop by and check it out. A Fabulous Flair It is still a work in progress. Still deciding on backgrounds etc.

Well before I start rambling about more stupid stuff, I’m out!

Blessings and Hope!